Living with a BMW K1 - the perfect motorcycle for the
Devo fan!
Like a lot of people (please tell me I’m not alone here)
I have the proverbial ‘bucket list’ of motorcycles I want
to own. It’s not so much a bucket list as a liability
list. Some items, like a Brough Superior SS100, will never
happen. Other more modest goals can be achieved.
This time it is a BMW K1 of 1989-90 vintage, the
marque’s wildly over-eager attempt to finally throw off
the famously conservative and much-overstated
pipe-and-slippers “I’ve been there too, me lad” touring
image.
What we ended up with was the clown fish of motorcycling.
If the movie Finding Nemo was shot for the road,
the K1 would be the star. So, yes, we ended up calling it
Klaus the Clownfish…
The confronting exterior predated the similarly radical
Suzuki Hayabusa’s all-enveloping wind-tunnel-designed
bodywork by a decade, and claimed new standards for a low
coefficient of drag. A CD of 0.34 with the rider prone
meant the company could list a 240km/h top speed with
‘only’ 100 horses.
In 1989, it was priced at over 17 grand (that's Australian
dollars), when you could buy a Honda CBR1000F for a shade
under 10. Sales were sluggush, and there was a belief that
BMW had released the big Kay before it was fully
developed.
Running improvements were made and the company toned down
the wild graphics to the point where it looked much more
sensible. What a shame…
CAMO DRAMAS
Back in the here and now, I was innocently casting around
the interweb and spotted the auction for a 101,000km
example that had clearly been cared for. Just as clear was
the owner was grumpy and fed up with feeding fresh
batteries to a bike he was no longer using. Of course if
he’d used the monster, it would have gone through less
batteries, but who are we to criticise?
I’ve had half an eye on these things over the years. They
dropped to the low teens a couple of years ago and, with
our currently ‘soft’ classic market, were starting to slip
under 10.
As usual, I had no shed space and no money. What the hell,
put in a bid for $5k (which I knew damn well would never
be accepted) and see what happened. Well, coat me in swarf
and throw me to the engineers, it came in at $4960!
It was the “you are the successful bidder” email that got
my full attention. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Now we need to explain it to partner Ms M senior. I just
might have kept something painted black quiet for a while.
Not this. Bright red and yellow have yet to catch on as a
camouflage combo.
So I appealed to the Motorcycle Trader magazine
brains trust for assistance. Here’s what I got:
– Ed Snag thanked me for providing entertainment for the
rest of the crew, particularly at a time when TV was so
lacking;
– Blackadder declared eternal love for providing a
parallel reality to his own, which was so much fun that he
went out and bought a bike too;
– Spannerman abused me for not consulting him first, but
added the engines are good for 350,000km and, by the way,
could he have a ride? At midnight, as he doesn’t want to
be seen on something so lairy.
You’ll note that none of this assists in saving my
marriage.
Nor did my then colleague, young Hugues, the video
producer. When confronted with a pic of the Kay, he dryly
opined, “I didn’t know Kraftwerk did bikes.” He
was on to something. Electronic musos Kraftwerk
might have had a hand in it – well, if not, they would
have approved. For me, however, it was more Devo
(above) than Kraftwerk.
Me, I’m more of a Devo fan, and reckon one of
their bright red ziggurat hats would be the perfect
headwear on a bike like this.
BIG IDEAS
So what’s it like? My recollection of riding a factory
demo years ago was as a slow-steering monster that gobbled
up the miles when you could find the room to cut it loose.
It was BMW’s ‘big ideas’ flagship. The all-enveloping
bodywork was a bold move, and backed up with a lot of new
features for the brand.
Ian Falloon notes in his book on the complete BMW range
(see 'Resources', below): "Emulating the classic R90S,
BMW's first Superbike, the K1 continued an aerodynamic
path initiated with Ernst Henne's record-breaking
Kompressor of 1937. Following the release of the K100,
stylist Karl-Heinz Abe created a sports machine called
'racer', for the Time Motion exhibition of 1984. This
model inspired the prototype K1..."
The 16-valve head was an important shift that quickly
rolled out to the rest of the K range, backed by a new
engine management system and plumbed into a catalytic
converter. It was running a high 11:1 compression ratio
and produced torque earlier and stronger than its
eight-valve predecessors. The relatively low horsepower
was controversial, but BMW (and others) believed the EC
(later the EU) might legislate to restrict motorcycle
performance – this was seen as a way to head that off.
The K1 frame was beefed up significantly from the earlier
K-series, while the wheel sizes were changed to 17 front
and 18 rear.
Trialled for several years on the GS series, the Paralever
shaft drive finally made it across to a full road machine.
That too was quickly rolled out to the rest of the K
range.
Anti-lock braking was featured after some initial stumbles
(and remained optional in some world markets), while the
bike gained four-piston Brembo calipers up front, with
smaller pads on the leading edge and larger on the
trailing set.
The turning circle was famously big thanks to restricted
lock-to-lock angles.
BMW developed the bike with controversial mini-panniers
moulded into the rear cowling and offered add-on luggage,
most notably an accessory tankbag. A trap for young
players is the seat lock is hidden in the left panner.
It was long and heavy (somewhere between a K100RS and
K100RT of the day) and down on power compared to most
Japanese litre-bike headliners.
Suspension adjustment was severely limited, particularly
given the price. That said, it was a very capable medium
to high-speed sports-tourer with a rock-solid frame.
QUICK FIX
By this stage I’d been involved in enough project bikes to
know there really shouldn’t be a major cost in reviving
the thing. I rang the owner and confirmed the cosmetics
(which would be hugely expensive to replace) were fine, as
was the engine, when you chucked a new battery in it. He
came across as genuine, if baffled.
So what were the risks? Really, 101k shouldn’t be anywhere
near enough to kill a 16-valve K powerplant. So I bought
it, figuring if it all turned to shite, it could be broken
up for parts and the panels alone should cover the cost.
Obviously I stuck a new battery in the day it arrived, and
it happily fired up. No smoke, no rattles, no problems.
The ABS lights were flashing when you rode it, but an
internet search quickly revealed a simple reset which shut
them up.
Now here’s the weird thing: I put a multimeter on the
battery terminals, with the engine running, and it was
clearly charging. So the issue was when it was left
sitting. I pulled out the battery tender harness (five
minutes) and replaced it with another.
Coat me in swarf and throw me to the engineers, it worked!
From that day on, the K1 had no issues. What was the
problem? It was a one in a million chance, but the
original battery tender harness had been wired 180 degrees
out. What was marked as positive was negative, and
vice-versa. A little more investigation with the
multimeter confirmed the diagnosis.
ON BOARD
As a ride, it was exactly what you might expect. A little
tall and heavy around town, it would do the job but
clearly wasn’t happy.
On the highway it was a very different proposition,
particularly if you could find somewhere to raise it to
its natural cruising speeds of 120km/h-plus. Road tests of
the day put the top speed at 240km/h and I'm confident it
would have sat comfortably at 160 all day, if you could
find the place to do it.
Though not fabulous in tight bends – a little too clumsy
for that – it was delightful and rock solid through
sweeping high-speed stuff.
The 16-valve engine was a significant improvement over the
eight-valver and still lacking in character. It had a
similar drone to its predecessor, when you would have
preferred a bark, whine or cackle. Nevertheless it was
smoother and more willing with a much-improved midrange.
Braking was good for the day, with the four-spotter
Brembos up front.
All up, it was a thoroughly enjoyable travel companion,
even if your luggage-carrying options were a little
limited.
Would I have another today? In a heartbeat. The wild looks
are divisive and BMW did eventually tone down the
graphics, but I kinda like them anyway. And a little Devo
in your life never did anyone any harm.